And then...

2-ball (Fill in the blank)

______ was teeing off from the men's tee.  On his downswing, he realized that his wife, ______, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.  Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly...

A few days later, ______ got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "______ your wife seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma to the head.  You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"

______: "Yes, sir, that's correct."

Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her butt."

______: "Was it a Titleist 3?

Coroner: "Yes, it was."

______: "That was my mulligan.”