Merry Christmas...

This is my first experience posting from a remote location and using a MAC, so anything goes.

The following is a message from our esteemed Commish:

Merry Christmas Men.  Thank all of you for your support as I have fumbled my way through being your commissioner.  We continue to have decent weather and good participation, on Saturday we had 4 brave men and Sean  "The Markarines"  The Few The Proud The Foolish.

Today on Christmas Eve eight warriors showed up to play in the muck and mist, an ugly day. 

For those that are interested I have Tee times on Tuesday at 10:30am.

The Ten Dollar Bunch gave a $100 Christmas gift to John Leach and each of his staff, the maintenance staff has been very helpful in allowing us to stagger back in the mornings and usually having the greens ready.  So if any of the Maintenance crew thanks you that's why.  John does a great job with limited resources.

As most of you know Stat Boy is recovering from (Milking) his knee replacement, Chuck does so much to help the group.  "Thank You Chuck".  Stan has also been very helpful to me, as have all the guys that step in when I am struggling.  Thank You

Let Us All Stay Healthy in the New Year, appreciate each day we have and remember how precious each day is.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Casey +2, $10.00 (3rd Place)

Christensen -3, $0.00

Conaway R. -6, $0.00

Conaway S. -6, $0.00

Dodds +3, $25.00 (2nd Place)

Goldi -1, $8.00 (2 Skins)

McElroy +6, $56.00 (1st Place, 4 Skins)

Taraskewich -8, $0.00

*Crain, $20.00 (5 Skins)

*We felt sorry for Steve after the thorough demolition of his outfit in this years Ten - Ten Cup.

I'll try to do better with my next post once I return to the safety of Rancho Deluxe and a laptop with which I'm more familiar.  I felt obligated to publish something since the Commish has been bugging for the past day and a half.

Best wishes to all of you and your families.  I hope to be back in the game the first warm day in January, February or March.

Stat Boy aka Hahn Solo

Is there a frost delay???

Where is everyone?  Oh well, since no one is playing today I might as well post the Saturday results, not that anyone except the winners care.

NAME	TARGET	12/3	+/-	P$	S$	T$
ANTHONY, B.	30	35	5	$60.00	$21.00	$81.00
CASEY	32	36	4	$45.00	$21.00	$66.00
CARLSEN	22	24	2	$35.00	$10.50	$45.50
CHRISTENSEN	32	33	1	$8.75		$8.75
CONAWAY, S.	19	20	1	$8.75	$10.50	$19.25
HAHN	19	20	1	$8.75	$10.50	$19.25
MCELROY	27	28	1	$8.75		$8.75
DODDS	11	11	E		$10.50	$10.50
FICKES	23	23	E
THOMPSON	22	22	E
MENZIES	14	13	-1		$10.50	$10.50
TARASKEWICH	20	19	-1
DUNCAN	21	19	-2
HIRO	24	22	-2
POTTS, R.	19	15	-4
FOLEY	20	15	-5
HAMMERBERG	23	17	-6
BAXLEY	26	17	-9
WILSON	27	17	-10
GENERAL FUND				$15.00	$0.50	$15.50
				$190.00	$95.00	$285.00

The Money List

If you don't see your name maybe you should think about playing once in a while, playing better or both.

The Biggest Move of the Week Award goes to B. Anthony.  Bo moves up from 11th to 4th.

NAME	ROUNDS	TOTAL	AVERAGE
CHRISTENSEN	9	$232.25	$25.81
CASEY	11	$214.00	$19.45
SMITH, R.	2	$174.00	$87.00
ANTHONY, B.	8	$164.00	$20.50
HAMMERBERG	8	$142.00	$17.75
MCELROY	8	$140.50	$17.56
HAHN	9	$120.25	$13.36
MARTIN	5	$114.00	$22.80
POTTS, R.	4	$99.50	$24.88
WILSON	7	$92.00	$13.14
TARASKEWICH	9	$88.50	$9.83
HALDEMAN	2	$78.00	$39.00
CARLSEN	3	$75.50	$25.17
FRAME	2	$64.00	$32.00
GOLDI	3	$56.00	$18.67
CONAWAY, S.	5	$47.75	$9.55
DUNCAN	6	$43.25	$7.21
HIRO	4	$42.00	$10.50
DODDS	7	$32.84	$4.69
FOLEY	7	$25.00	$3.57
THOMPSON	6	$21.50	$3.58
BIDDLE	4	$19.00	$4.75
BAXLEY	5	$15.75	$3.15
TAYLOR	2	$15.00	$7.50
FICKES	6	$9.75	$1.63
COLLINS	2	$7.00	$3.50
WILLIAMS	2	$7.00	$3.50
JONES	1	$6.00	$6.00
STEPHENS	2	$3.33	$1.67
MAKING MONEY
DONATING

Lifes a Bitch and...

It's like a nightmare, it just keeps getting worse and worse.

Another couple of rounds like this and I'm going to take 2 weeks off and then quit.  Please hold your applause.

I'm the only person I know of that can hit the same tree twice from 2 different distances using the same club on the same hole in the same round.  Try saying that fast 3 times.

Well enough about me...

November 25th

NAME	TARGET	11/25	+/-	PLACE $	SKINS $	TOTAL $
POTTS, R.	14	22	8	$50.00	$12.00	$62.00
SANTIA	20	28	8	$50.00	$6.00	$56.00
MARTIN	25	32	7	$30.00	$18.00	$48.00
TARASKEWICH	18	24	6	$15.00	$12.00	$27.00
FICKES	23	24	1		$6.00	$6.00
WILSON	29	28	-1		$6.00	$6.00
GOLDI	26	24	-2		$6.00	$6.00
HAHN	22	20	-2
JONES	34	32	-2		$6.00	$6.00
MCCLELLAN	13	11	-2
BAXLEY	26	23	-3
THOMPSON	22	19	-3
CHRISTENSEN	30	26	-4
HAMMERBERG	19	11	-8
TRIBBLE	24	16	-8
CASEY	32	23	-9
GENERAL FUND				$15.00		$15.00

 November 26th

NAME	TARGET	11/26	+/-	P$	S$	T$
SMITH, R.	36	41	5	$60.00	$19.00	$79.00
CHRISTENSEN	29	32	3	$37.50		$37.50
POTTS, R.	18	21	3	$37.50		$37.50
CASEY	31	33	2	$20.00		$20.00
HAMMERBERG	18	19	1	$10.00	$19.00	$29.00
THOMPSON	22	22	E		$9.50	$9.50
DUNCAN	21	20	-1		$9.50	$9.50
FICKES	23	22	-1
MARTIN	28	27	-1
CONAWAY, R.	21	18	-3
TARASKEWICH	21	18	-3		$9.50	$9.50
BIDDLE	29	25	-4
SMITH, Y.	22	18	-4
CONAWAY, S.	21	15	-6		$28.50
DODDS	12	6	-6
HAHN	22	16	-6
WILSON	29	22	-7
HIRO	26	15	-11
GENERAL FUND				$15.00		$15.00
				$180.00	$95.00	$275.00

November 27th

NAME	TARGET	11/27	+/-	P$	S$	T$
HAMMERBERG	18	32	14	$40.00	$8.00	$48.00
CHRISTENSEN	30	35	5	$25.00	$12.00	$37.00
DODDS	10	12	2	$10.00	$4.00	$14.00
BIDDLE	29	30	1		$4.00	$4.00
DUNCAN	21	21	E		$4.00	$4.00
CASEY	32	30	-2		$12.00	$12.00
CONAWAY, S.	19	15	-4
HAHN	20	14	-6
GENERAL FUND				$5.00		$5.00
				$80.00	$44.00	$124.00

Money List

NAME	ROUNDS	TOTAL	AVERAGE
CHRISTENSEN	8	$223.50	$27.94
SMITH, R.	2	$174.00	$87.00
CASEY	10	$148.00	$14.80
HAMMERBERG	7	$142.00	$20.29
MCELROY	7	$131.75	$18.82
MARTIN	5	$114.00	$22.80
HAHN	8	$101.00	$12.63
POTTS, R.	3	$99.50	$33.17
WILSON	6	$92.00	$15.33
TARASKEWICH	8	$88.50	$11.06
ANTHONY, B.	7	$83.00	$11.86
HALDEMAN	2	$78.00	$39.00
FRAME	2	$64.00	$32.00
GOLDI	3	$56.00	$18.67
DUNCAN	5	$43.25	$8.65
HIRO	3	$42.00	$14.00
CARLSEN	2	$30.00	$15.00
CONAWAY, S.	4	$28.50	$7.13
FOLEY	6	$25.00	$4.17
DODDS	6	$22.34	$3.72
THOMPSON	5	$21.50	$4.30
BIDDLE	4	$19.00	$4.75
BAXLEY	4	$15.75	$3.94
TAYLOR	2	$15.00	$7.50
FICKES	5	$9.75	$1.95
COLLINS	2	$7.00	$3.50
WILLIAMS	2	$7.00	$3.50
JONES	1	$6.00	$6.00
STEPHENS	2	$3.33	$1.67

Weekend Results 11/19 - 11/20, Friday Tee Times, Money List

No time for the usual Stat Boy banter.  If yesterday wasn't bad enough watching LSU shit the bed then today was the frosting on the cake.  Bought a new printer for my mom.  Installed it here first to make sure everything worked properly.  Mission accomplished.  Of course when I took it to her house the damn thing wouldn't work.  The printer is fine it's her laptop that's the culprit.  Tried for hours to locate the problem.  Once I located it one thing lead to another and another and another... She needs some serious help or a new laptop.  Hey Santa are you listening?

Tee times for the Friday after Thanksgiving (11/25) are 10:30 am.  There are only 4 tee times so first come first served.

Speaking of Thanksgiving

"We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak."

From Trains/Planes/Automobiles

Gobble Gobble.

Onward...

NAME	TARGET	11/19	+/-	PLACE $	SKINS $	TOTAL $
HAHN	20	25	5	$50.00	$12.00	$62.00
CHRISTENSEN	29	32	3	$40.00	$12.00	$52.00
CARLSEN	22	20	-2	$30.00		$30.00
BAXLEY	26	23	-3	$3.75	$12.00	$15.75
DUNCAN	22	19	-3	$3.75	$12.00	$15.75
FICKES	23	20	-3	$3.75		$3.75
MCELROY	28	25	-3	$3.75	$6.00	$9.75
POTTS, R.	15	11	-4
THOMPSON	23	19	-4
TARASKEWICH	19	14	-5
CASEY	33	26	-7		$12.00	$12.00
FOLEY	20	12	-8
GOLDI	26	17	-9
CONAWAY	21	9	-12
ANTHONY, B.	31	16	-15
GENERAL FUND				$15.00	$9.00	$24.00
				$150.00	$75.00	$225.00

NAME	TARGET	11/20	+/-	PLACE $	SKINS $	TOTAL $
GOLDI	24	28	4	$40.00	$10.00	$50.00
ANTHONY, B.	29	31	2	$25.00	$10.00	$35.00
CASEY	31	33	2	$25.00	$10.00	$35.00
CHRISTENSEN	30	29	-1		$5.00	$5.00
MCELROY	27	25	-2
WILSON	29	27	-2
DODDS	12	8	-4		$5.00	$5.00
CONAWAY	21	16	-5
HAMMERBERG	21	15	-6
TARASKEWICH	18	12	-6
GENERAL FUND				$10.00	$10.00	$20.00
				$100.00	$50.00	$150.00

NAME	ROUNDS	TOTAL	AVERAGE
CHRISTENSEN	5	$149	$29.80
MCELROY	7	$132	$18.82
CASEY	7	$116	$16.57
HAHN	5	$101	$20.20
WILSON	4	$86	$21.50
ANTHONY, B.	7	$83	$11.86
HALDEMAN	2	$78	$39.00
MARTIN	3	$66	$22.00
HAMMERBERG	4	$65	$16.25
FRAME	2	$64	$32.00
TARASKEWICH	6	$52	$8.67
GOLDI	2	$50	$25.00
HIRO	2	$42	$21.00
SMITH	1	$39	$39.00
CARLSEN	2	$30	$15.00
DUNCAN	3	$30	$9.92
FOLEY	6	$25	$4.17
BAXLEY	3	$16	$5.25
BIDDLE	2	$15	$7.50
TAYLOR	2	$15	$7.50
THOMPSON	3	$12	$4.00
DODDS	4	$8	$2.09
COLLINS	2	$7	$3.50
WILLIAMS	2	$7	$3.50
FICKES	3	$4	$1.25
STEPHENS	2	$3	$1.67
CHESTNUT	0	$0
COHEN	0	$0
CONAWAY	2	$0
FANKHOUSER, D.	0	$0
HIRSCHY	0	$0
JONES	0	$0
MCCLELLAN	0	$0
MENZIES	0	$0
NAWROCKI	0	$0
PHILLIPS	0	$0
POTTS, G.	0	$0
POTTS, R.	1	$0
PRICE	0	$0
SANTIA	1	$0
THOMAS	0	$0
TRIBBLE	0	$0
WICKHAM	0	$0